Celestia: And you played your part so well! The way you made it look like you were struggling against my flashlight beam was great acting!
Chrysalis: Oh don't be modest! Your being flung back so dramatically with your horn tip burned was magnificent! And the perfectly timed flinging of your crown was a marvelous touch that really contributed to the legitimacy of it all!
Celestia laughs: Yes, well now at least the ponies believe I actually try to fight my own battles sometimes rather than dumping them off on my students and scarfing down cake!
*Chrysalis and Trollestia have a laugh at the stupid, gullible pony folk*
Celestia: "Of course! Do you have a dramatic monologue planned? Oh, and what should our 'big fight' be? Maybe I could come within inches of 'defeating' you again, only this time, no last second comback. Instead, you pretend to surrender, and when I'm about to order the guards to 'arrest' you... you attack me when I'm looking away?"
Chrysalis: "Oh, how delightfully revolting! I thought *I* was supposed to be the sneaky one, 'Tia!"